I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...