Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen