Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
In America we eat man semen.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner