Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.