Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?