Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult