That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.