I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you