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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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(517): Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever. http://tfl.nu/y7ox

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I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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(517): I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up http://tfl.nu/4pw3

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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

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(517): you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii http://tfl.nu/lbrx

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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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All I've ever wanted to do in life is right

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Maybe you should learn how to spell write first

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(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right (517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first http://tfl.nu/4u4l

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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.

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(517): I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high. http://tfl.nu/trcx

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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(517): Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions... http://tfl.nu/wg6s

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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...

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(517): I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity... http://tfl.nu/ueq6

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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised

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(517): can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised http://tfl.nu/5ukp

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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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(517): I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen. http://tfl.nu/y9v8

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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend

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(517): i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend http://tfl.nu/by4o

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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(517): new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals http://tfl.nu/6pha

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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.

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(517): you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs. http://tfl.nu/b4sz

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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.

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(517): this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving. http://tfl.nu/l5cn

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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.

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(517): In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast. http://tfl.nu/cv6o

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