Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject