She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.