Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.