well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.