Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE