Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.