When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Little spoons don't ask big questions