he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends