O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.