He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
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Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I chose taco bell over sex...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.