Last Night in Michigan (989)

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  no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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  This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.

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  I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.

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  From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry

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  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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  there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.

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  Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.

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  Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!

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  She can rap better than you any day

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  I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.

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  Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.

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  I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit

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  Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?

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  Where's your car?

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  The girl I brought home apparently stole it

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  Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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  Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?

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