Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard