I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm getting married
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down