Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm getting married
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?