i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He shit in the fireplace
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake