i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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