I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.