But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart