so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
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