only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS