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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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