Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Florida (850)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate. http://tfl.nu/wnho
  Replies (90) Good night (461) Bad night (3351) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you. http://tfl.nu/hptp
  Replies (11) Good night (651) Bad night (3302) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants. http://tfl.nu/d477
  Replies (14) Good night (442) Bad night (3280) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :( http://tfl.nu/5wo6
  Replies (51) Good night (641) Bad night (3242) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move. http://tfl.nu/4rb4
  Replies (27) Good night (499) Bad night (3026) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her! http://tfl.nu/mu36
  Replies (12) Good night (331) Bad night (3013) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper? http://tfl.nu/y2i2
  Replies (7) Good night (1086) Bad night (2971) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Did you dl zombie porn on my computer? http://tfl.nu/emjo
  Replies (11) Good night (1584) Bad night (2910) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight. http://tfl.nu/5341
  Replies (8) Good night (392) Bad night (2899) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign. http://tfl.nu/igif
  Replies (14) Good night (704) Bad night (2876) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie. http://tfl.nu/ozoq
  Replies (19) Good night (891) Bad night (2789) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  come over anyways, right now, right this second

  (850): View more from Florida

  it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

  (561): View more from Florida

  wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): come over anyways, right now, right this second (850): it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying (561): wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation http://tfl.nu/cwsr
  Replies (28) Good night (582) Bad night (2777)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): i did the responsible thing and pissed myself... http://tfl.nu/5qb4
  Replies (6) Good night (887) Bad night (2691) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco. http://tfl.nu/l4az
  Replies (11) Good night (381) Bad night (2615) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it. http://tfl.nu/y27d
  Replies (3) Good night (555) Bad night (2572) Order T-Shirt