If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed