He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!