It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.