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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal

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(775): You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal http://tfl.nu/airp

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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left

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(775): FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left http://tfl.nu/965v

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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks

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(775): He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks http://tfl.nu/jztr

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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.

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(775): Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital. http://tfl.nu/63us

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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost

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(775): Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost http://tfl.nu/neal

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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...

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(775): You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper... http://tfl.nu/b471

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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.

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(775): Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno. http://tfl.nu/rdsm

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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers

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Real life dumb and dumber

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(775): It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers (702): Real life dumb and dumber http://tfl.nu/6nu9

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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.

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(775): Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure. http://tfl.nu/5ngb

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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass

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(775): You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass http://tfl.nu/qd0r

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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.

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(775): Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program. http://tfl.nu/5e2w

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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.

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(775): He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants. http://tfl.nu/n2nz

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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.

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(775): Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me. http://tfl.nu/b0yd

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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....

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(775): Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW.... http://tfl.nu/zpmo

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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell

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(775): He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell http://tfl.nu/4swv

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