Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room