there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u