Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be