I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We are all done wearing pants today
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.