THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...