I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.