I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment