He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols