THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.