I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out