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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

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Wtf did you do last night?

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(573): Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much? (636): Wtf did you do last night? http://tfl.nu/0xxc

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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...

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(636): I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem... http://tfl.nu/x4sc

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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent

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(636): Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent http://tfl.nu/1tsa

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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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(636): Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me. http://tfl.nu/3e5v

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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?

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(636): Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown? http://tfl.nu/ay3b

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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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(636): Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight http://tfl.nu/6533

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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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(636): If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies http://tfl.nu/2ary

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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.

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That was the greatest thing i have ever read.

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(636): He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping. (314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read. http://tfl.nu/0exi

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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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(636): I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college. http://tfl.nu/p6pv

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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.

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(636): I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph. http://tfl.nu/fo7j

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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.

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(636): I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue. http://tfl.nu/zl9g

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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.

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(636): He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us. http://tfl.nu/lk9h

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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.

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(636): At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him. http://tfl.nu/u9u9

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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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(636): I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together. http://tfl.nu/hsqn

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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.

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(636): Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time. http://tfl.nu/mfto

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