stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.