...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
we're making bets on your personal life
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament