At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.