Texts From Last Night

Last Night in New York (585)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck http://tfl.nu/jjii
  Replies (14) Good night (3695) Bad night (818) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night. http://tfl.nu/iu2u
  Replies (33) Good night (3677) Bad night (1104) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew http://tfl.nu/mfmq
  Replies (8) Good night (3567) Bad night (604) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon. http://tfl.nu/q628
  Replies (8) Good night (3548) Bad night (808) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time..... http://tfl.nu/b6dm
  Replies (13) Good night (3545) Bad night (612) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is? http://tfl.nu/537k
  Replies (13) Good night (3453) Bad night (1116)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei? http://tfl.nu/dlk1
  Replies (22) Good night (3446) Bad night (881) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking.. http://tfl.nu/q39t
  Replies (10) Good night (3360) Bad night (732) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight. http://tfl.nu/zyt9
  Replies (10) Good night (3282) Bad night (770) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too http://tfl.nu/0m73
  Replies (6) Good night (3239) Bad night (681) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this. http://tfl.nu/7hr5
  Replies (6) Good night (3159) Bad night (753) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things. http://tfl.nu/92xs
  Replies (43) Good night (3144) Bad night (629) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation. http://tfl.nu/p6rk
  Replies (4) Good night (3129) Bad night (686) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign. http://tfl.nu/yitg
  Replies (10) Good night (3068) Bad night (717) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking http://tfl.nu/y7bb
  Replies (4) Good night (3068) Bad night (771) Order T-Shirt