apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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