WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.