We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.