You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.