I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?