WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.