If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i now understand why vodka
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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